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		<title>Freethinkers Exposed: &#8220;God Lusting Gay Pyschopaths&#8221;</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 03:57:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Stony Brook Freethinkers are actually an otter-worshiping orthodox Christian choir collective, Stony Brook Press authorities have learned.

According to papers obtained from Freethinker headquarters, the supposedly atheist and deist members profess their love of God on both a spiritual and sexual level. ]]></description>
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		<title>Barack Obama Made You A Mixtape!</title>
		<link>http://thestonybrookpress.com/2008/10/17/barack-obama-made-you-a-mixtape/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2008 22:28:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh my God, oh my God, Barack Obama is on the TV! There he is, yo, get your Obama t-shirts and pins and hats and other assorted Obama shit ready, we gotta cheer really loud! Yeah! Go Obama, Go Obama! Tell those retards in the other suite to shut the hell up, Obama’s gonna speak.]]></description>
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		<title>Holy Shit!  Sarah Palin Is a Mom and Likes Hockey?</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 17 Oct 2008 21:54:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I’m sitting down with a bag of Cheetos, big bag I tell ya, extra cheese, and I calls to the wife. I say, “Hey wife you know what I heard on the tube?” And she says, “What, you already told me about them pills that make your diddly hoo hoo better.” ]]></description>
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		<title>Aike-y Breaky Heart</title>
		<link>http://thestonybrookpress.com/2008/10/04/aike-y-breaky-heart/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 21:45:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tuesday, September 23, 2008, is a day when many dreams were shattered. In a cover story for People magazine, American Idol Season 2 runner-up Clay Aiken announced that he was a homosexual.

After years of insults by Kathy Griffin, rumors, tabloid exposes (including an online sex scandal with a former US Marine) Clay finally felt that now, with the birth of his baby son with his best friend, music producer Jaymes Foster, it was time to break the silence.]]></description>
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		<title>An Old Racist Remembers Coney Island&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://thestonybrookpress.com/2008/10/04/an-old-racist-remembers-coney-island/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Oct 2008 21:42:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Holy shit, I’m old and angry. You have no fucking idea. What? Cooney what? Shut the fuck up, Jeremy, I don’t want any ice cream. Fuck.  Lemme tell you young shitdicks something.]]></description>
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		<title>Salting the Wound</title>
		<link>http://thestonybrookpress.com/2008/09/19/salting-the-wound/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Sep 2008 22:28:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Now, seven years after the September 11 attacks, the Bush administration continues to salt the wounds of affected Americans.  Morbid opportunism marks the occasion.  Many liberal blogs spit fire regarding the disaster profiteering this administration has pursued, but few outline the events in a clear and concise way that enables people with less time (and quite frankly, less interest) to understand…]]></description>
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