By Steve McLinden
Someone once told me that once I reached drinking age, I’d be too cool for all-ages shows. And while I appreciate the Minor Threat standpoint on all-inclusiveness, I’m a little too sore the morning after seeing Against Me! at Webster Hall on October 11 to be doing that too often. Webster Hall, located just south of Union Square in Manhattan, is typically an 18+ venue, but either the band or the Bowery promoters realized that it might not be a sold-out show if they didn’t let the high school kids from Long Island in to “that punk rock show.”
My brother and I arrived early to make sure we saw Future Of The Left, of whom two-thirds come from McLusky, for those readers who haven’t kept up with the Welsh noise rock scene. Future Of The Left played a thirty-five minute set with pounding drums and the shouting of their repetitive and none-too-meaningful lyrics like, “I don’t wanna wave wave wave wave, I don’t wanna wave at them.” Bassist Kelson Mathias, who
used to play in the short-lived Jarcrew, was highly energetic. He handled his four-stringer more like a guitar, and played the leading riffs on a few songs. The Welsh boys really knew how to get a crowd into the show, making jokes through their heavy accents like, “Thanks to Against Me! and Ted Leo & The Pharmacists for having us here, great bands. Great bands but absolutely horrible people.” “Yeah, when ya fall asleep, Ted pours Sprite down your ass… but at least he lets it go flat first.” While noise rock is not for everyone and vocalist/guitarist/keyboardist Andy Falkous’ harsh voice can most easily be compared to that of Mark E. Smith, the crowd really enjoyed their opening performance.
Ted Leo & The Pharmacists may not have been listed as a headliner, but it’s safe to say that almost half of the crowd was there just to see them. The Washington D.C. based band has developed a cult following for their mix of ’80s hardcore punk energy, traditional rock ‘n’ roll stylings, indie sensibilities, and power chords. Ted complained a couple of times about how he was losing his voice, but it didn’t seem to affect his ability or intensity to belt out the lyrics – although, clocking in at just under an hour, I wonder if their set had to be cut short a bit. For anyone else who saw TL/Rx open for Pearl Jam this year in those halfhearted half-hour warm-up sets (after which on one night at Madison Square Garden, an anonymous SMS critic texted to a novelty display board aside the stage, TED LEO = EPIC FAIL), this more recent performance was a lot more enjoyable, with a more active crowd singing along (which Ted appreciated) and clapping to every song.
Before Against Me! came out is when things started getting ugly. Everyone wanted to get close to the stage, photographers who hadn’t anticipated the impending mayhem whined about protecting their cameras, and drunken kids blew cigarette smoke on everyone around them while the house lights were still up (where were the militant straight-edge kids when you need them?) I noticed in looking around that, while all the staggering drunks wore their orange bracelets like a badge they’d earned, I only sported it because it was more convenient than having a magic marker X on each of my hands.
Upon entering the stage, Against Me! unfurled their gigantic panther banner; the cat is emblematic of their origins from Gainesville, Florida. Over the past decade, the swamps of Gainesville have given rise to the folk-punk scene with the likes of Plan-It-X Records setting up base in the city, doing for folk-punk bands what Wasilla, Alaska did for meth. Pretty early on after taking a stage-diver’s kick to the face, I realized that my glasses belonged in my pocket, but the crowd was extremely posi, not just helping up fallen kids in the moshing, but also keeping the floor clear for whoever had been so unfortunate as to lose their spectacles or their flip-flops. (Please note, more secure footwear is recommended for shows like this. Also, just because
it’s 2008 and you have an iPhone doesn’t mean you have to take pictures the whole time, or update your Twitter with the entire setlist.) I normally lament security ruining things, but the lack of a barricade or security that night meant stupid kids who were too drunk to stand for the night would crowd-surf to the front and stand on stage until a roadie finally made them stage-dive.
The set was heavily-based in material from their latest album, the major-label debut New Wave on Sire Records released last year. When I saw AM! eleven months ago, it was even more biased towards the stuff that has a more rock feel than the grating folk-punk styles they came up on. Last night, it seemed that most of the crowd either had come to terms with the new style and learned to love it, or they had only gotten into the band since they hit it big. “Stop!” sounded a hell of a lot better than I do playing it on Rock Band with my Xbox Live friends. “Thrash Unreal” has been the single in heavy rotation for almost a year now, so that was an obvious choice for the last song of the main set. Quite a few songs from 2003’s As The Eternal Cowboy made the cut, including “T.S.R.”, a great live song in “Don’t Lose Touch”, and one of my favorite coming-of-age songs “Sink, Florida, Sink.” Both times I’ve seen them, I was really impressed with how they make the more minimal songs that are heavier on folk than punk into pounding rock songs, and make the newer alternative rock kind of songs sound more high-energy punk, and string them together so seamlessly. Some complain that the band’s set rarely goes much longer than sixty minutes, but they play fast, they don’t bullshit with anything more than “we’re Against Me! from Gainesville, Florida, thanks for coming,” and they play so damn well.
Before the encore began, Tom returned to the stage (still shirtless) to debut a song from his upcoming solo EP. Unfortunately, this meant the end of the tradition of a crowd sing-along to “Baby, I’m an Anarchist!” with Tom. Much more on the folk side than his material with the band, the song was entitled “Cowards Sing At Night” and with a chorus like, “Johnny, trudge back home to Vietnam,” it’s a pretty safe bet that this is an
attack on John McCain. Shortly thereafter, the rest of the band returned to the stage for a couple more songs.
During “The Ocean”, a couple of guys climbed to the stage and shared the microphones with the band. At that point, chaos descended, about a hundred people including my brother and I climbed to the stage, where I elected to dance like an idiot and take pictures instead of partaking in the sing-along. One of the most exciting things about all-ages shows, I say at the ripe old age of twenty-one, is that high-schoolers who can’t even drive yet have this bright-eyed yearning for freedom and an energy and the idea that they can overthrow their government that the sedentary and stoic pushing-thirty crowds at indie rock shows just don’t have. Every once in a while, getting roughed up at a concert is worth it, and Against Me!’s intensity is something I could enjoy every time they come to town. So remember, my fellow grown-ups: don’t let anyone ever tell you that you’re too cool for an all-ages show.